Matthew Garrett ([info]mjg59) wrote,
@ 2003-11-18 23:56:00
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That was a steaming pile of masturbatory wank.

Green masturbatory wank.

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[info]lnr
2003-11-18 04:15 pm UTC (link)
sometimes you are *really* scary

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[info]ewx
2003-11-18 04:16 pm UTC (link)
If it's green and steams, you should see a doctor.

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[info]emperor
2003-11-19 01:16 am UTC (link)
Or a vet... *cackles evilly*

Now, where *did* I leave the crush emas...?

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[info]ali_in_london
2003-11-18 04:16 pm UTC (link)
What was?

I'm currently in the middle of writing about BEES! Can't be sillier than that.

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[info]mjg59
2003-11-19 04:12 am UTC (link)
The Matrix Reloaded. I feel DIRTY.

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[info]ali_in_london
2003-11-19 04:22 am UTC (link)
Oh dear.

Don't bother seeing Revolutions, then.

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[info]mjg59
2003-11-19 04:27 am UTC (link)
Ah, yes. I meant that one. It had that effect on me.

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[info]ali_in_london
2003-11-19 04:30 am UTC (link)
You seen my review?

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[info]mjg59
2003-11-19 04:35 am UTC (link)
I skipped it at the time in case I wanted to see the damn thing, and have now realised that my life would be better if I'd read the review rather than see the film. More enjoyment, somewhat cheaper.

When the annoying person started shouting "It's over", I was massively unhappy to find that it wasn't.

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[info]cjwatson
2003-11-18 05:03 pm UTC (link)
There's some other kind of wank?

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Yes
(Anonymous)
2003-11-18 05:20 pm UTC (link)
(Quidity (http://www.livejournal.com/users/quidity/)) ...sometimes it doesn't steam.

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[info]damerell
2003-11-18 09:16 pm UTC (link)
You've just seen the third Matrix film? The Phantom Menace? Wedding Peach? A really scary money shot?

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[info]mjg59
2003-11-19 04:12 am UTC (link)
The former.

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[info]damerell
2003-11-19 08:15 am UTC (link)
I feel better and better about not bothering.

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